1.A. Sauce .........................  3
3 Mosquitoes .......................  9
6 Up ...............................  1
6-Urp ..............................  9
61 Magazine ........................ 11
8-Lives Tuna Bones .................  2
Achoo ..............................  5
Ain't Toothpaste ................... 14
Airraid Deodorant ..................  6
Ajerx ..............................  2
Ale Detergent ...................... 13
All-Brain Cereal ...................  2
Alpain Cereal ...................... 11
Alpoo Dog Food .....................  7
Ape Green Beans .................... 13
Aquax Cleanser ..................... 12
Argh ...............................  3
Arise Shaving Cream ................ 16
Armor Hot Dogs .....................  4
Awful Bits .........................  2
Baby Runt ..........................  6
Badzooka Guggle Bum ................ 10
Bald ...............................  4
Balding Football ................... 14
Bam ................................  8
Band-Ache Strips ...................  1
Bandage Cigarettes ................. 15
Bar-Kist ...........................  6
Barman Barroom Tissue .............. 12
Bash Detergent ..................... 11
Bathless Ribbons ................... 13
Battle Ball ........................ 13
Battle Caps ........................ 12
Battletime Beer .................... 14
Bawl Park Franks ................... 15
Beanball ...........................  3
Bear Aspirin .......................  9
Beastball Cards .................... 13
Belch's Grape Wine Jelly ...........  9
Bent Cigarettes ....................  4
Betty Crooked Sludge Brick Mix .....  5
Big Baddy ..........................  5
Big Banana .........................  7
Big Muc ............................  7
Bigtumi Spaghetti Sauce ............ 10
Bird Brain Burned Leftovers ........ 11
Bit-O-Money ........................  6
Biva Towels ........................  8
Blank Crows ........................  7
Blast Blew Ribbon Beer .............  7
Blecch Shampoo .....................  2
Bleed's Candy ...................... 16
Blisterine .........................  6
Bloodweiser ........................ 15
Blue Beanie Margarine ..............  4
Blunder Bread ......................  2
Blurine Eye Drops .................. 15
Bone Ami ...........................  8
Boo-Hoo Drink ......................  2
Boozo Gum ..........................  7
Botch Tape .........................  2
Brain Power ........................ 13
Brandy Land ........................ 12
Breadcrust Corned Beef Hash ........  1
Brittle Soap Pads ..................  2
Broomo Seltzer .....................  6
Brute 88 ...........................  4
Bug Wally .......................... 13
Bum and Mabel ...................... 15
Bum Beggar Beans ................... 10
Bum Bums Candy .....................  6
Bum Chex ...........................  4
Bum's Life Magazine ................ 13
Burpsi-Cola ........................  8
Bustedfinger .......................  3
Buz Detergent ...................... 12
Caged Dog Food .....................  7
Camals Cigarettes ..................  1
Canadian Clod ......................  8
Canquit Chicken Pie ................ 14
Cap'n Crud .........................  2
Caraid Bandages .................... 10
Casket ............................. 10
Catgobite Detergent ................ 15
Cents ..............................  9
Chaffed & Sunburn Coffee ........... 11
Cheap Stick Lip Bomb ............... 15
Cheapios ...........................  4
Cheep Detergent ....................  8
Chef Girl-ar-dee ...................  4
Chicken Fat Detergent ..............  2
Chimpanzee Spark Plug .............. 11
Chock Full of Nuts and Bolts .......  1
Choke King .........................  3
Choke Wagon ........................  4
Choke-Up Toothpaste ................  8
Chumps .............................  5
Clammy Soap ........................  6
Clank ..............................  5
Clubbed Canadian ................... 16
Clunky ............................. 10
Coffin-Mate ........................ 10
Comit Cleanser ..................... 11
Commie Cleanser ....................  2
Contrac ............................  7
Copperbone Suntan Lotion ........... 16
Cover Ghoul (green bottle) .........  5
Cover Ghoul (tan bottle) ...........  1
Cracked Lighter .................... 16
Crakola Crayons ....................  3
Cram ...............................  5
Creature Crackers ..................  7
Creep Fang Paste ................... 12
Crocked Magazine ................... 13
Crust Toothpaste ...................  1
Cult 45 Witches Brew ............... 11
Cut-Rong Hacked Paper ..............  6
Czechlets ..........................  9
Daffy Baking Powder ................  8
Dampers ............................  4
Decay Toothpaste ................... 11
DeLinquent Spinach .................  9
Diet Frite Cola .................... 10
Dimwit Dots ........................  7
Dirtycell Battery .................. 16
Ditch Boy Paint ....................  6
Ditch Masters ......................  2
Dizzie Cups ........................ 11
Doesn't Delight .................... 13
Don't-Touch-Mee Tea ................ 13
Doomed Matches ..................... 13
Dopey Whip .........................  1
Dr. Nest's Toothbrush .............. 16
Dr. Ono ............................  3
Dr. Popper .........................  8
Drainola Cereal .................... 13
Drowny .............................  3
Duck and Hide ...................... 12
Ducko Cement .......................  9
Dud Laundry Soap ................... 12
Dud's Boot Beer .................... 12
Dull Pineapple .....................  2
Dumb and Crazy Salt ................ 13
Dums (for the dummy) ...............  7
Duxie Cups ......................... 14
Duzn't Detergent ...................  1
Dynamites .......................... 15
Earth Barn Shampoo ................. 15
Earth Bum Shampoo .................. 16
Easy-Cough Oven Cleaner ............  9
Easy Cuss-words .................... 11
El Polluto Cigars ..................  7
Electric Slave ..................... 15
Emptimo Cigars .....................  7
Escuire Foot Polish ................  4
Eviltime ...........................  6
Exceedrin ..........................  2
Family Circuit ..................... 11
Famous Mobsters .................... 15
Fanatical and Sickly Fiction ....... 14
Fang ...............................  4
Fang Edward Cigars ................. 15
Fatina Cereal ......................  5
Fearasil Cream ..................... 14
Feetena ............................  7
Fib Falsehood Deterrent ............ 11
Fibby's Juice ......................  7
Fink ...............................  1
Fish-Bone Dressing .................  2
Fishey-Prize Toys .................. 10
Flare Pen .......................... 12
Fling 'Ems Candy ................... 16
Floral Cigarettes .................. 16
Fool Guard Deodorant ............... 16
Foolball ...........................  3
Foolite ............................  9
Footsie Roll .......................  6
Freetoes ...........................  4
Fright Guard .......................  3
Fruit of the Tomb ..................  6
Gadzooka Gum .......................  1
Gatoraid ...........................  4
Ghoul Humor Ice Cream .............. 16
GI Toe .............................  9
Gillo Port Wine .................... 16
Gloom Toothpaste ...................  2
Glutton Mustard ....................  5
Goonman's Looney Noodles ...........  6
Goon's Farm Wine ...................  9
Graft Cheese .......................  5
Grass Wax ..........................  4
Grave Train ........................  1
Grazin Bran ........................  4
Greaseline ......................... 10
Grime Dog Chow .....................  7
Gulp Oil ........................... 11
Gums ............................... 15
Gurgle Baby Food ...................  2
Gurgles Barely Cereal ..............  7
Gyppy Pop Popcorn ..................  2
Ha Ha Crackers .....................  5
Hacks Cough Drops .................. 15
Hag & Hag Tobacco ..................  7
Hairy Lee Brownies ................. 10
Hamel Cigarettes ................... 15
Hardly-Wrap ........................  8
Harm & Hammer ......................  3
Hav-A-Temper Cigars ................ 12
Hawaiian Punks .....................  3
Hazel Mishap Lipstuck .............. 13
Head & Boulders ....................  5
Heartburn Cereal ...................  9
Heave Cigarettes ...................  4
Heavy Trash Bags ................... 10
Hex-Lax ............................  8
Hippy Trash Bags ................... 14
Hipton Tea Bags ....................  4
Hired Root Beer ....................  3
Hookey .............................  9
Hopeless Snow Balls ................  8
Horrid Deodorant ...................  1
Horsey Feed Bags ................... 16
Hostage Cupcakes ...................  1
Hostile Thinkies ...................  8
Hungry Jerk ........................  3
Hungry Jerk Hockey Pucks ...........  5
Hurts Tomatoes .....................  2
Hurtz Baked Bears ..................  7
Hurtz Canary Food ..................  3
Hurtz Tomato Ketchup ...............  7
Hyde's Rox Cookies .................  4
Icicle Playing Cards ............... 13
IOU Magazine ....................... 14
Irish Ring ......................... 14
Iron-Ons ........................... 15
Ivery Snow .........................  8
Ivy Soap ...........................  9
Jail-O .............................  1
Jean Nutty Bath Bubbles ............ 15
Jerk in Jail Magazine .............. 13
Jerkens Soap .......................  6
Jerkitol ........................... 15
Jerky Fruits .......................  9
Jungle Potion ...................... 16
Kentucky Fried Fingers .............  8
Kick A Man Sauce ...................  9
Killette - the wet look ............ 12
Killy Putty ........................  9
King O'Scare Sardines .............. 11
Kleenaxe Tissues ...................  8
Knots Gelatine .....................  8
Knuckles Candy .....................  5
Koduck Film ........................  3
Kong Fu ............................  8
Kook Cigarettes ....................  2
Kook-Aid ...........................  1
Krazy Crackers .....................  5
Krummies Diapers ................... 16
Land O Quakes Butter ...............  4
Lavirus ............................  1
Le Rage's .......................... 13
Leek Oil Dripper ...................  7
Life Servers Candy ................. 10
Light n' Dizzy Yoga ................  5
Lipoff Cup-A-Slop ..................  8
Liptorn Soup .......................  1
Liquid Bomber ......................  4
Log Cave In Syrup ..................  2
L'oggs Panty Hose ..................  7
Lova Soap ..........................  3
Lox Soap ........................... 10
Lucky Stride Cigarettes ............  3
Maddie Boy .........................  1
Mare Cigarettes .................... 15
Marshmallow Flopp ..................  7
Martian Hats ....................... 12
Mashbox ............................ 15
Medi-Quak ..........................  7
Mess Clairoil ......................  4
Messquire Magazine ................. 14
Messy Marker .......................  9
Mex-Pax Coffee .....................  7
Milk-Foam ..........................  4
Milk Muds .......................... 12
Milk of Amnesia .................... 10
Minute Lice ........................  1
Minute Mud .........................  2
Mold Power ......................... 10
Mold Rush Gum ......................  6
Moldy Bride Magazine ............... 14
Monotony ...........................  6
Moobeline Cow Mascara ..............  5
Moonshine Wheez-it Crackers ........  3
Mop & Glop Cleaner .................  8
Moron Beef Pot Pie ................. 15
Moron Chicken Dinner ............... 11
Moscow Syrup .......................  9
Motorzola Oil ......................  3
Mountain Goo ....................... 10
Mr. Bog Wet Bread .................. 11
Mr. Goodbye Candy ..................  7
Mr. Mean ........................... 12
Mrs. Klean .........................  1
Mrs. Poles Fishing Sticks .......... 14
Mrs. Small's Fish Sticks ...........  9
Mud Magazine ....................... 11
Muleburro Cigarettes ...............  5
Muler's Dregg Noodles .............. 11
Murial Blands Cigars ...............  7
Mushmallow Flunk ................... 14
Mustard Charge .....................  4
Mutt's Apple Juice .................  1
My Sink Perfume ....................  6
My-T-Fink ..........................  7
National Geografink ................ 11
National Spittoon Magazine ......... 13
Nertz ..............................  2
Nestree ............................  4
Neveready Battery ..................  3
None-In-One Pigpen Oil .............  9
Nooseweek .......................... 13
Nose-X Tissue ...................... 14
No-Tips ............................  3
Nutlee's Quit ......................  4
Nutt's Apple Sauce ................. 10
Oh Hairy! ..........................  7
Old Grand-Mom Whiskey .............. 16
Old Spit Cologne ...................  5
Oscar Moron Bacon .................. 10
Oscar the Mayor Baloney ............ 14
Paid Killers .......................  8
Painters Mixed-Up Nuts ............. 10
Paper Wate Pen .....................  9
Paul Maul ..........................  1
Paydough Candy ..................... 12
Pepto-Dismal ....................... 10
Peter Pain Peanut Butter ...........  6
Petley Flea Bags ................... 15
Pieces Candy ....................... 12
Piwi Blecch ........................  6
Planet of the Grapes ............... 11
Plastered Peanuts ..................  2
Play Dumb Clay .....................  6
Playbug Magazine ................... 14
Playskull .......................... 13
Plopsikle ..........................  5
Polarbearoid Film .................. 14
Pollydent .......................... 12
Poopedridge Farms .................. 10
Poopsie ............................  2
Pounds .............................  5
Pound's Skin Cream ................. 15
Progreaso Raw Clammy Sauce ......... 11
Promesso Pizza Sauce ............... 14
Prowl Shampoo ...................... 16
Pupsi-Cola ......................... 10
Pure Hex ...........................  1
Putrid Cat Chow ....................  2
Quacker Oats .......................  1
Quake 'n Ache ......................  4
Rabid Shave ........................  3
Raggedy Ant ........................  9
Ram-A-Liar Truth Syrup ............. 16
Raw Goo Sauce ......................  4
Raw Leaves Cigarettes ..............  3
Real Garbage Can-dy ................ 16
Rebell Jet ......................... 14
Regal Clown Cherry Bombs ........... 16
Rice-A-Phony .......................  3
Rinkled Wrap .......................  4
Robot Burns Cigars ................. 12
Rolaches ...........................  8
Rotsa Root Candy ................... 14
Rowdy Gelatine ..................... 13
Ruden's Cough Drops ................ 10
Run Tony Shells ....................  2
Run-A-Way Vitamins .................  6
STD Oil Shortage ...................  8
Sailem Cigarettes ..................  2
Saparin Coffee ..................... 11
Satan Wrap ......................... 14
Saturday Evening Ghost ............. 11
Scare Deal Notebook ................  6
Scary Jane Candy ................... 10
Scary Lee ..........................  8
Schtick Blades .....................  2
Scoot Mouthwash .................... 16
Scorch Mouthwash ...................  8
Screamsicle ........................ 13
Screech Tape ....................... 13
Sealve Thins ....................... 14
Secrets ............................  5
Sell 'em Cigarettes ................ 14
Seven Spies Russian Documents ...... 16
Seventon ........................... 11
Shake and Skip .....................  9
Shingle's Plaster Chips ............ 15
Shock Dispenser .................... 12
Shorts Illustrated ................. 13
Shot Tissue ........................  8
Shot Wheels ........................  5
Shots Candy ........................  5
Shrunken Donuts .................... 13
Sicken of the Sea ..................  5
Siesta Crackers .................... 12
Similecch Squid .................... 16
Skimpy .............................  1
Slam Jim Snacks .................... 15
Slayer Aspirin ..................... 14
Slayskool .......................... 15
Slaytex Gloves .....................  5
Sledge .............................  3
Sleepy ............................. 11
Slopicana Juice ....................  7
Smartz Collar ...................... 16
Smell Ecch-100 Motor Oil ........... 15
Smith Sisters ......................  5
Smoocher's Jam .....................  8
Snarlamint Cigarettes ..............  6
Snatch-A-Pak .......................  3
Sneer ..............................  6
Sneezer Dressing ................... 13
Snort Magazine ..................... 14
Soft-Head Bulbs ....................  6
Soggy Babies .......................  7
Sootball ........................... 12
Sore Deodorant ..................... 13
Sore Mel Chili ..................... 15
Sorry Wrap .........................  7
Spills Bros ........................  6
Spit and Spill .....................  3
Spray Nit ..........................  1
Squabble ...........................  9
Stickers ...........................  9
Stiffords Glue .....................  5
Stingline Staple Gun ............... 12
Stinkertoy ......................... 11
Stove Glop ......................... 10
Sucker Twin ........................ 16
Sufferin Coffee .................... 16
Suffertone .........................  8
Sugar Daffy ........................  6
Sugarmess Gum (dated 1975) ......... 14
Sugarmess Gum (no date) ............  2
Sunsweat Prune Juice ............... 10
Super Cigar Crisp ..................  6
Suspect Deodorant .................. 16
Sweat Hard Soap ....................  3
Swiss Fright Cheese ................ 11
Swiss Mess .........................  5
Taffy Cat Food ..................... 14
Taster's Choke .....................  4
Taxim ..............................  9
Tic Toc ............................ 10
Tied Detergent .....................  1
Tijuana Smells .....................  5
Tipsy Roll Pop ..................... 16
Toad Bubble Bath ................... 12
Top Slob ...........................  7
Totarillo Cigars ................... 14
Triks Cereal .......................  5
Truant Cigarettes ..................  6
TV Garbage ......................... 11
Ultra Blight .......................  2
Ultra Sheep Shampoo ................ 15
Umbrella Magazine .................. 13
Uncle Bum's Rice ................... 10
Under World Bedeviled Ham .......... 10
Unpopular Mechanics ................ 11
Valveater ..........................  6
Vicejoy Cigarettes .................  1
View Monster ....................... 15
Vile Soap ..........................  2
Virginia Slums .....................  6
Wash 'n Fly ........................ 12
Weak Germ .......................... 12
Weakies ............................  1
Weakinson Blades ................... 14
What Man's Simple Candy ............  6
White Fowl Cigars ..................  5
Windaxe ............................ 13
Windchester ........................  3
Windhex ............................  4
Windstun Cigarettes ................  9
Wormy Packages .....................  4
Wrecko Candy ....................... 12
Yichs Sign-X ....................... 16
Yicks Cough Drops ..................  8
Yubum Coffee .......................  8