Band-Ache Strips ........................ 1 Breadcrust Corned Beef Hash ............. 1 Camals Cigarettes ....................... 1 Chock Full of Nuts and Bolts ............ 1 Cover Ghoul (tan bottle) ................ 1 Crust Toothpaste ........................ 1 Dopey Whip .............................. 1 Duzn't Detergent ........................ 1 Fink .................................... 1 Gadzooka Gum ............................ 1 Grave Train ............................. 1 Hostage Cupcakes ........................ 1 Horrid Deodorant ........................ 1 Jail-O .................................. 1 Kook-Aid ................................ 1 Lavirus ................................. 1 Liptorn Soup ............................ 1 Maddie Boy .............................. 1 Minute Lice ............................. 1 Mrs. Klean .............................. 1 Mutt's Apple Juice ...................... 1 Paul Maul ............................... 1 Pure Hex ................................ 1 Quacker Oats ............................ 1 6 Up .................................... 1 Skimpy .................................. 1 Spray Nit ............................... 1 Tied Detergent .......................... 1 Vicejoy Cigarettes ...................... 1 Weakies ................................. 1 Ajerx ................................... 2 All-Brain Cereal ........................ 2 Awful Bits .............................. 2 Blecch Shampoo .......................... 2 Blunder Bread ........................... 2 Boo-Hoo Drink ........................... 2 Botch Tape .............................. 2 Brittle Soap Pads ....................... 2 Cap'n Crud .............................. 2 Chicken Fat Detergent ................... 2 Commie Cleanser ......................... 2 Ditch Masters ........................... 2 Dull Pineapple .......................... 2 8-Lives Tuna Bones ...................... 2 Exceedrin ............................... 2 Fish-Bone Dressing ...................... 2 Gloom Toothpaste ........................ 2 Gurgle Baby Food ........................ 2 Gyppy Pop Popcorn ....................... 2 Hurts Tomatoes .......................... 2 Kook Cigarettes ......................... 2 Log Cave In Syrup ....................... 2 Minute Mud .............................. 2 Nertz ................................... 2 Plastered Peanuts ....................... 2 Poopsie ................................. 2 Putrid Cat Chow ......................... 2 Run Tony Shells ......................... 2 Sailem Cigarettes ....................... 2 Schtick Blades .......................... 2 Sugarmess Gum (no date) ................. 2 Ultra Blight ............................ 2 Vile Soap ............................... 2 Argh .................................... 3 Beanball ................................ 3 Bustedfinger ............................ 3 Choke King .............................. 3 Crakola Crayons ......................... 3 Dr. Ono ................................. 3 Drowny .................................. 3 Foolball ................................ 3 Fright Guard ............................ 3 Harm & Hammer ........................... 3 Hawaiian Punks .......................... 3 Hired Root Beer ......................... 3 Hungry Jerk ............................. 3 Hurtz Canary Food ....................... 3 1.A. Sauce .............................. 3 Koduck Film ............................. 3 Lova Soap ............................... 3 Lucky Stride Cigarettes ................. 3 Moonshine Wheez-it Crackers ............. 3 Motorzola Oil ........................... 3 Neveready Battery ....................... 3 No-Tips ................................. 3 Rabid Shave ............................. 3 Raw Leaves Cigarettes ................... 3 Rice-A-Phony ............................ 3 Sledge .................................. 3 Snatch-A-Pak ............................ 3 Spit and Spill .......................... 3 Sweat Hard Soap ......................... 3 Windchester ............................. 3 Armor Hot Dogs .......................... 4 Bald .................................... 4 Bent Cigarettes ......................... 4 Blue Beanie Margarine ................... 4 Brute 88 ................................ 4 Bum Chex ................................ 4 Cheapios ................................ 4 Chef Girl-ar-dee ........................ 4 Choke Wagon ............................. 4 Dampers ................................. 4 Escuire Foot Polish ..................... 4 Fang .................................... 4 Freetoes ................................ 4 Gatoraid ................................ 4 Grass Wax ............................... 4 Grazin Bran ............................. 4 Heave Cigarettes ........................ 4 Hipton Tea Bags ......................... 4 Hyde's Rox Cookies ...................... 4 Land O Quakes Butter .................... 4 Liquid Bomber ........................... 4 Mess Clairoil ........................... 4 Milk-Foam ............................... 4 Mustard Charge .......................... 4 Nestree ................................. 4 Nutlee's Quit ........................... 4 Quake 'n Ache ........................... 4 Raw Goo Sauce ........................... 4 Rinkled Wrap ............................ 4 Taster's Choke .......................... 4 Windhex ................................. 4 Wormy Packages .......................... 4 Achoo ................................... 5 Betty Crooked Sludge Brick Mix .......... 5 Big Baddy ............................... 5 Chumps .................................. 5 Clank ................................... 5 Cover Ghoul (green bottle) .............. 5 Cram .................................... 5 Fatina Cereal ........................... 5 Glutton Mustard ......................... 5 Graft Cheese ............................ 5 Ha Ha Crackers .......................... 5 Head & Boulders ......................... 5 Hungry Jerk Hockey Pucks ................ 5 Knuckles Candy .......................... 5 Krazy Crackers .......................... 5 Light n' Dizzy Yoga ..................... 5 Moobeline Cow Mascara ................... 5 Muleburro Cigarettes .................... 5 Old Spit Cologne ........................ 5 Plopsikle ............................... 5 Pounds .................................. 5 Secrets ................................. 5 Shots Candy ............................. 5 Shot Wheels ............................. 5 Sicken of the Sea ....................... 5 Slaytex Gloves .......................... 5 Smith Sisters ........................... 5 Stiffords Glue .......................... 5 Swiss Mess .............................. 5 Tijuana Smells .......................... 5 Triks Cereal ............................ 5 White Fowl Cigars ....................... 5 Airraid Deodorant ....................... 6 Baby Runt ............................... 6 Bar-Kist ................................ 6 Bit-O-Money ............................. 6 Blisterine .............................. 6 Broomo Seltzer .......................... 6 Bum Bums Candy .......................... 6 Clammy Soap ............................. 6 Cut-Rong Hacked Paper ................... 6 Ditch Boy Paint ......................... 6 Eviltime ................................ 6 Footsie Roll ............................ 6 Fruit of the Tomb ....................... 6 Goonman's Looney Noodles ................ 6 Jerkens Soap ............................ 6 Mold Rush Gum ........................... 6 Monotony ................................ 6 My Sink Perfume ......................... 6 Peter Pain Peanut Butter ................ 6 Piwi Blecch ............................. 6 Play Dumb Clay .......................... 6 Run-A-Way Vitamins ...................... 6 Scare Deal Notebook ..................... 6 Snarlamint Cigarettes ................... 6 Sneer ................................... 6 Soft-Head Bulbs ......................... 6 Spills Bros ............................. 6 Super Cigar Crisp ....................... 6 Sugar Daffy ............................. 6 Truant Cigarettes ....................... 6 Valveater ............................... 6 Virginia Slums .......................... 6 What Man's Simple Candy ................. 6 Alpoo Dog Food .......................... 7 Big Banana .............................. 7 Big Muc ................................. 7 Blank Crows ............................. 7 Blast Blew Ribbon Beer .................. 7 Boozo Gum ............................... 7 Caged Dog Food .......................... 7 Contrac ................................. 7 Creature Crackers ....................... 7 Dimwit Dots ............................. 7 Dums (for the dummy) .................... 7 El Polluto Cigars ....................... 7 Emptimo Cigars .......................... 7 Feetena ................................. 7 Fibby's Juice ........................... 7 Grime Dog Chow .......................... 7 Gurgles Barely Cereal ................... 7 Hag & Hag Tobacco ....................... 7 Hurtz Baked Bears ....................... 7 Hurtz Tomato Ketchup .................... 7 Leek Oil Dripper ........................ 7 L'oggs Panty Hose ....................... 7 Marshmallow Flopp ....................... 7 Medi-Quak ............................... 7 Mex-Pax Coffee .......................... 7 Mr. Goodbye Candy ....................... 7 Murial Blands Cigars .................... 7 My-T-Fink ............................... 7 Oh Hairy! ............................... 7 Slopicana Juice ......................... 7 Soggy Babies ............................ 7 Sorry Wrap .............................. 7 Top Slob ................................ 7 Bam ..................................... 8 Biva Towels ............................. 8 Bone Ami ................................ 8 Burpsi-Cola ............................. 8 Canadian Clod ........................... 8 Cheep Detergent ......................... 8 Choke-Up Toothpaste ..................... 8 Daffy Baking Powder ..................... 8 Dr. Popper .............................. 8 Hardly-Wrap ............................. 8 Hex-Lax ................................. 8 Hopeless Snow Balls ..................... 8 Hostile Thinkies ........................ 8 Ivery Snow .............................. 8 Kentucky Fried Fingers .................. 8 Kleenaxe Tissues ........................ 8 Knots Gelatine .......................... 8 Kong Fu ................................. 8 Lipoff Cup-A-Slop ....................... 8 Mop & Glop Cleaner ...................... 8 Paid Killers ............................ 8 Rolaches ................................ 8 Scary Lee ............................... 8 Scorch Mouthwash ........................ 8 Shot Tissue ............................. 8 Smoocher's Jam .......................... 8 STD Oil Shortage ........................ 8 Suffertone .............................. 8 Yicks Cough Drops ....................... 8 Yubum Coffee ............................ 8 Bear Aspirin ............................ 9 Belch's Grape Wine Jelly ................ 9 Cents ................................... 9 Czechlets ............................... 9 DeLinquent Spinach ...................... 9 Ducko Cement ............................ 9 Easy-Cough Oven Cleaner ................. 9 Foolite ................................. 9 GI Toe .................................. 9 Goon's Farm Wine ........................ 9 Heartburn Cereal ........................ 9 Hookey .................................. 9 Ivy Soap ................................ 9 Jerky Fruits ............................ 9 Kick A Man Sauce ........................ 9 Killy Putty ............................. 9 Messy Marker ............................ 9 Moscow Syrup ............................ 9 Mrs. Small's Fish Sticks ................ 9 None-In-One Pigpen Oil .................. 9 Paper Wate Pen .......................... 9 Raggedy Ant ............................. 9 Shake and Skip .......................... 9 6-Urp ................................... 9 Squabble ................................ 9 Stickers ................................ 9 Taxim ................................... 9 3 Mosquitoes ............................ 9 Windstun Cigarettes ..................... 9 Badzooka Guggle Bum ..................... 10 Bigtumi Spaghetti Sauce ................. 10 Bum Beggar Beans ........................ 10 Casket .................................. 10 Caraid Bandages ......................... 10 Clunky .................................. 10 Coffin-Mate ............................. 10 Diet Frite Cola ......................... 10 Fishey-Prize Toys ....................... 10 Greaseline .............................. 10 Hairy Lee Brownies ...................... 10 Heavy Trash Bags ........................ 10 Life Servers Candy ...................... 10 Lox Soap ................................ 10 Milk of Amnesia ......................... 10 Mold Power .............................. 10 Mountain Goo ............................ 10 Nutt's Apple Sauce ...................... 10 Oscar Moron Bacon ....................... 10 Painters Mixed-Up Nuts .................. 10 Pepto-Dismal ............................ 10 Poopedridge Farms ....................... 10 Pupsi-Cola .............................. 10 Ruden's Cough Drops ..................... 10 Scary Jane Candy ........................ 10 Stove Glop .............................. 10 Sunsweat Prune Juice .................... 10 Tic Toc ................................. 10 Under World Bedeviled Ham ............... 10 Uncle Bum's Rice ........................ 10 Alpain Cereal ........................... 11 Bash Detergent .......................... 11 Bird Brain Burned Leftovers ............. 11 Chaffed & Sunburn Coffee ................ 11 Chimpanzee Spark Plug ................... 11 Comit Cleanser .......................... 11 Cult 45 Witches Brew .................... 11 Decay Toothpaste ........................ 11 Dizzie Cups ............................. 11 Easy Cuss-words ......................... 11 Family Circuit .......................... 11 Fib Falsehood Deterrent ................. 11 Gulp Oil ................................ 11 King O'Scare Sardines ................... 11 Moron Chicken Dinner .................... 11 Mr. Bog Wet Bread ....................... 11 Mud Magazine ............................ 11 Muler's Dregg Noodles ................... 11 National Geografink ..................... 11 Planet of the Grapes .................... 11 Progreaso Raw Clammy Sauce .............. 11 Saparin Coffee .......................... 11 Saturday Evening Ghost .................. 11 Seventon ................................ 11 61 Magazine ............................. 11 Sleepy .................................. 11 Stinkertoy .............................. 11 Swiss Fright Cheese ..................... 11 TV Garbage .............................. 11 Unpopular Mechanics ..................... 11 Aquax Cleanser .......................... 12 Battle Caps ............................. 12 Barman Barroom Tissue ................... 12 Brandy Land ............................. 12 Buz Detergent ........................... 12 Creep Fang Paste ........................ 12 Duck and Hide ........................... 12 Dud Laundry Soap ........................ 12 Dud's Boot Beer ......................... 12 Flare Pen ............................... 12 Hav-A-Temper Cigars ..................... 12 Killette - the wet look ................. 12 Martian Hats ............................ 12 Milk Muds ............................... 12 Mr. Mean ................................ 12 Paydough Candy .......................... 12 Pieces Candy ............................ 12 Pollydent ............................... 12 Robot Burns Cigars ...................... 12 Shock Dispenser ......................... 12 Siesta Crackers ......................... 12 Sootball ................................ 12 Stingline Staple Gun .................... 12 Toad Bubble Bath ........................ 12 Wash 'n Fly ............................. 12 Weak Germ ............................... 12 Wrecko Candy ............................ 12 Ale Detergent ........................... 13 Ape Green Beans ......................... 13 Bathless Ribbons ........................ 13 Battle Ball ............................. 13 Beastball Cards ......................... 13 Brain Power ............................. 13 Bug Wally ............................... 13 Bum's Life Magazine ..................... 13 Crocked Magazine ........................ 13 Doomed Matches .......................... 13 Don't-Touch-Mee Tea ..................... 13 Doesn't Delight ......................... 13 Drainola Cereal ......................... 13 Dumb and Crazy Salt ..................... 13 Hazel Mishap Lipstuck ................... 13 Icicle Playing Cards .................... 13 Jerk in Jail Magazine ................... 13 Le Rage's ............................... 13 National Spittoon Magazine .............. 13 Nooseweek ............................... 13 Playskull ............................... 13 Rowdy Gelatine .......................... 13 Screamsicle ............................. 13 Screech Tape ............................ 13 Shorts Illustrated ...................... 13 Shrunken Donuts ......................... 13 Sneezer Dressing ........................ 13 Sore Deodorant .......................... 13 Umbrella Magazine ....................... 13 Windaxe ................................. 13 Ain't Toothpaste ........................ 14 Balding Football ........................ 14 Battletime Beer ......................... 14 Canquit Chicken Pie ..................... 14 Duxie Cups .............................. 14 Fanatical and Sickly Fiction ............ 14 Fearasil Cream .......................... 14 Hippy Trash Bags ........................ 14 Irish Ring .............................. 14 IOU Magazine ............................ 14 Messquire Magazine ...................... 14 Moldy Bride Magazine .................... 14 Mrs. Poles Fishing Sticks ............... 14 Mushmallow Flunk ........................ 14 Nose-X Tissue ........................... 14 Oscar the Mayor Baloney ................. 14 Playbug Magazine ........................ 14 Polarbearoid Film ....................... 14 Promesso Pizza Sauce .................... 14 Rebell Jet .............................. 14 Rotsa Root Candy ........................ 14 Satan Wrap .............................. 14 Sealve Thins ............................ 14 Sell 'em Cigarettes ..................... 14 Slayer Aspirin .......................... 14 Snort Magazine .......................... 14 Sugarmess Gum (dated 1975) .............. 14 Taffy Cat Food .......................... 14 Totarillo Cigars ........................ 14 Weakinson Blades ........................ 14 Bandage Cigarettes ...................... 15 Bawl Park Franks ........................ 15 Bloodweiser ............................. 15 Blurine Eye Drops ....................... 15 Bum and Mabel ........................... 15 Catgobite Detergent ..................... 15 Cheap Stick Lip Bomb .................... 15 Dynamites ............................... 15 Earth Barn Shampoo ...................... 15 Electric Slave .......................... 15 Famous Mobsters ......................... 15 Fang Edward Cigars ...................... 15 Gums .................................... 15 Hacks Cough Drops ....................... 15 Hamel Cigarettes ........................ 15 Iron-Ons ................................ 15 Jean Nutty Bath Bubbles ................. 15 Jerkitol ................................ 15 Mare Cigarettes ......................... 15 Mashbox ................................. 15 Moron Beef Pot Pie ...................... 15 Petley Flea Bags ........................ 15 Pound's Skin Cream ...................... 15 Shingle's Plaster Chips ................. 15 Slam Jim Snacks ......................... 15 Slayskool ............................... 15 Smell Ecch-100 Motor Oil ................ 15 Sore Mel Chili .......................... 15 Ultra Sheep Shampoo ..................... 15 View Monster ............................ 15 Arise Shaving Cream ..................... 16 Bleed's Candy ........................... 16 Clubbed Canadian ........................ 16 Copperbone Suntan Lotion ................ 16 Cracked Lighter ......................... 16 Dirtycell Battery ....................... 16 Dr. Nest's Toothbrush ................... 16 Earth Bum Shampoo ....................... 16 Fling 'Ems Candy ........................ 16 Floral Cigarettes ....................... 16 Fool Guard Deodorant .................... 16 Ghoul Humor Ice Cream ................... 16 Gillo Port Wine ......................... 16 Horsey Feed Bags ........................ 16 Jungle Potion ........................... 16 Krummies Diapers ........................ 16 Old Grand-Mom Whiskey ................... 16 Prowl Shampoo ........................... 16 Ram-A-Liar Truth Syrup .................. 16 Real Garbage Can-dy ..................... 16 Regal Clown Cherry Bombs ................ 16 Scoot Mouthwash ......................... 16 Seven Spies Russian Documents ........... 16 Similecch Squid ......................... 16 Smartz Collar ........................... 16 Sucker Twin ............................. 16 Sufferin Coffee ......................... 16 Suspect Deodorant ....................... 16 Tipsy Roll Pop .......................... 16 Yichs Sign-X ............................ 16