13th Series
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Ale Detergent (All)
Ape Green Beans (A&P)
Bathless Ribbons (Baskin Robbins)
Battle Ball (Paddle Ball)
Beastball Cards (Baseball Cards)
Brain Power (Drain Power)
Bug Wally (Big Wally)
Bum's Life Magazine (Boys' Life)
Crocked Magazine (Cracked)
Doomed Matches (Diamond)
Don't-Touch-Mee Tea (Swee-Touch-Nee)
Doesn't Delight (Diet Delight)
Drainola Cereal (Granola)
Dumb and Crazy Salt (Diamond Crystal)
Hazel Mishap Lipstuck (Hazel Bishop)
Icicle Playing Cards (Bicycle)
Jerk in Jail Magazine (Jack and Jill)
Le Rage's (Le Page's)
National Spittoon Magazine (National Lampoon)
Nooseweek (Newsweek)
Playskull (Playskool)
Rowdy Gelatine (Royal)
Screamsicle (Creamsicle
Screech Tape (Scotch)
Shorts Illustrated (Sports Illustrated)
Shrunken Donuts (Dunkin' Donuts)
Sneezer Dressing (Pfeiffer Caesar)
Sore Deodorant (Sure)
Umbrella Magazine (Vampirella)
Windaxe (Windex)

14th Series
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Ain't Toothpaste (Aim)
Balding Football (Spalding)
Battletime Beer (Ballantine)
Canquit Chicken Pie (Banquet)
Duxie Cups (Dixie)
Fanatical and Sickly Fiction (Fantasy and Science Fiction)
Fearasil Cream (Clearasil)
Hippy Trash Bags (Hefty)
Irish Ring (Irish Spring)
IOU Magazine (Oui)
Messquire Magazine (Esquire)
Moldy Bride Magazine (Modern Bride)
Mrs. Poles Fishing Sticks (Mrs. Paul's)
Mushmallow Flunk (Marshmallow Fluff)
Nose-X Tissue (Kleenex)
Oscar the Mayor Baloney (Oscar Mayer)
Playbug Magazine (Playboy)
Polarbearoid Film (Polaroid)
Promesso Pizza Sauce (Progresso)
Rebell Jet (Revell)
Rotsa Root Candy (Lotsa Loot)
Satan Wrap (Saran Wrap)
Sealve Thins (Silva Thins)
Sell 'em Cigarettes (Salem)
Slayer Aspirin (Bayer)
Snort Magazine (Sport)
Sugarmess Gum (Bazooka Sugarless)
Taffy Cat Food (Tabby)
Totarillo Cigars (Tiparillo)
Weakinson Blades (Wilkinson)

15th Series
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Bandage Cigarettes (Vantage)
Bawl Park Franks (Ball Park)
Bloodweiser (Budweiser)
Blurine Eye Drops (Murine)
Bum and Mabel (Rum and Maple)
Catgobite Detergent (Calgonite)
Cheap Stick Lip Bomb (Chap Stick)
Dynamites (Dynamints)
Earth Barn Shampoo (Earth Born)
Electric Slave (Lectric Shave)
Famous Mobsters (Famous Monsters of Filmland)
Fang Edward Cigars (King Edward)
Fear Out Iron-Ons (Far Out)
Gums (Jaws)
Hacks Cough Drops (Halls)
Hamel Cigarettes (Camel)
Jean Nutty Bath Bubbles (Jean Nate)
Jerkitol (Geritol)
Mare Cigarettes (More)
Mashbox (Matchbox)
Moron Beef Pot Pie (Morton)
Petley Flea Bags (Tetley)
Pound's Skin Cream (Ponds)
Shingle's Plaster Chips (Pringle's)
Slam Jim Snacks (Slim Jim)
Slayskool (Playskool)
Smell Ecch-100 Motor Oil (Shell X-100)
Sore Mel Chili (Hormel)
Ultra Sheep Shampoo (Ultra Sheen)
View Monster (View-Master)

16th Series
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Arise Shaving Cream (Rise)
Bleed's Candy (Reed's)
Clubbed Canadian (Canadian Club)
Copperbone Suntan Lotion (Coppertone)
Cracked Lighter (Cricket)
Dirtycell Battery (Duracell)
Dr. Nest's Toothbrush (Dr. West's)
Earth Bum Shampoo (Earth Born)
Fling 'Ems Candy (Bite 'ems or Flip 'ems are the 2 best guesses)
Floral Cigarettes (Doral)
Fool Guard Deodorant (Foot Guard)
Ghoul Humor Ice Cream (Good Humor)
Gillo Port Wine (Gallo)
Horsey Feed Bags (Hefty)
Jungle Potion (Jergens Lotion)
Krummies Diapers (Kimbies)
Old Grand-Mom Whiskey (Old Grand-Dad)
Prowl Shampoo (Prell)
Ram-A-Liar Truth Syrup (Romilar Cough Syrup)
Real Garbage Can-dy (Garbage Candy)
Regal Clown Cherry Bombs (Regal Crown Cherry Sours)
Scoot Mouthwash (Scope)
Seven Spies Russian Documents (Seven Seas Russian Dressing)
Similecch Squid (Similac Liquid)
Smartz Collar (Hartz)
Sucker Twin (Sugar Twin)
Sufferin Coffee (Savarin)
Suspect Deodorant (Secret)
Tipsy Roll Pop (Tootsie Roll Pop)
Yichs Sign-X (Vicks Sinex)