9th Series
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Bear Aspirin (Bayer)
Belch's Grape Wine Jelly (Welch's)
Cents (Certs)
Czechlets (Chiclets)
DeLinquent Spinach (Del Monte)
Ducko Cement (Duco)
Easy-Cough Oven Cleaner (Easy-Off)
Foolite (Woolite)
GI Toe (GI Joe)
Goon's Farm Wine (Boone's Farm)
Heartburn Cereal (Heartland)
Hookey (Hockey)
Ivy Soap (Ivory)
Jerky Fruits (Jujyfruits)
Kick A Man Sauce (Kikkoman)
Killy Putty (Silly Putty)
Messy Marker (Magic Marker)
Moscow Syrup (Bosco)
Mrs. Small's Fish Sticks (Mrs. Paul's)
None-In-One Pigpen Oil (3-In-One)
Paper Wate Pen (Paper:Mate)
Raggedy Ant (Raggedy Ann)
Shake and Skip (Scheaffer's Skrip)
6-Urp (7 Up)
Squabble (Scrabble)
Stickers (Snickers)
Taxim (Maxim)
3 Mosquitoes (3 Musketeers)
Windstun Cigarettes (Winston)

10th Series
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Badzooka Guggle Bum (Bazooka)
Bigtumi Spaghetti Sauce (Buitoni)
Bum Beggar Beans (B&M Baked Beans)
Casket (Cascade)
Caraid Bandages (Curad)
Clunky (Chunky)
Coffin-Mate (Coffee-Mate)
Diet Frite Cola (Diet Rite)
Fishey-Prize Toys (Fisher-Price)
Greaseline (Vaseline)
Hairy Lee Brownies (Sara Lee)
Heavy Trash Bags (Hefty)
Life Servers Candy (LifeSavers)
Lox Soap (Lux)
Milk of Amnesia (Phillips' Milk of Magnesia)
Mold Power (Cold Power)
Mountain Goo (Mountain Dew)
Nutt's Apple Sauce (Mott's)
Oscar Moron Bacon (Oscar Mayer)
Painters Mixed-Up Nuts (Planters Mixed Nuts)
Pepto-Dismal (Pepto-Bismol)
Poopedridge Farms (Pepperidge Farm)
Pupsi-Cola (Pepsi-Cola)
Ruden's Cough Drops (Luden's)
Scary Jane Candy (Mary Jane)
Stove Glop (Stove Top)
Sunsweat Prune Juice (Sunsweet)
Tic Toc (Tic Tac)
Under World Bedeviled Ham (Underwood)
Uncle Bum's Rice (Uncle Ben's)

11th Series
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Alpain Cereal (Alpen)
Bash Detergent (Dash)
Bird Brain Burned Leftovers (Birds Eye)
Chaffed & Sunburn Coffee (Chase & Sanborn)
Chimpanzee Spark Plug (Champion)
Comit Cleanser (Comet)
Cult 45 Witches Brew (Colt 45)
Decay Toothpaste (None)
Dizzie Cups (Dixie)
Easy Cuss-words (Easy Cross-words)
Family Circuit (Family Circle)
Fib Falsehood Deterrent (Fab)
Gulp Oil (Gulf)
King O'Scare Sardines (King Oscar)
Moron Chicken Dinner (Morton)
Mr. Bog Wet Bread (Mr. Big)
Mud Magazine (Mad)
Muler's Dregg Noodles (Mueller's)
National Geografink (National Geographic)
Planet of the Grapes (Planet of the Apes)
Progreaso Raw Clammy Sauce (Progresso)
Saparin Coffee (Savarin)
Saturday Evening Ghost (Saturday Evening Post)
Seventon (Seventeen)
61 Magazine (16)
Sleepy (Creepy)
Stinkertoy (Tinkertoy)
Swiss Fright Cheese (Swiss Knight)
TV Garbage (TV Guide)
Unpopular Mechanics (Popular Mechanics)

12th Series
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Aquax Cleanser (Ajax)
Battle Caps (Bottle Caps)
Barman Barroom Tissue (Charmin)
Brandy Land (Candy Land)
Buz Detergent (Biz)
Creep Fang Paste (Crest)
Duck and Hide (Duncan Hines)
Dud Laundry Soap (Duz)
Dud's Boot Beer (Dad's Root Beer)
Flare Pen (Flair)
Hav-A-Temper Cigars (Hav-A-Tampa)
Killette - the wet look (Gillette - The Dry Look)
Martian Hats (Mexican Hats)
Milk Muds (Milk Duds)
Mr. Mean (Mr. Clean)
Paydough Candy (PayDay)
Pieces Candy (Reese's)
Pollydent (Polident)
Robot Burns Cigars (Robt. Burns)
Shock Dispenser (Schick)
Siesta Crackers (Zesta)
Sootball (Football)
Stingline Staple Gun (Swingline)
Toad Bubble Bath (Tide)
Wash 'n Fly (Wash 'n Dri)
Weak Germ (Kretschmer Wheat Germ)
Wrecko Candy (Necco)