5th Series
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Achoo (Accent)
Betty Crooked Sludge Brick Mix (Betty Crocker Fudge Brownie Mix)
Big Baddy (Big Buddy)
Chumps (Charms)
Clank (Clark)
Cover Ghoul (Cover Girl)
Cram (Spam)
Fatina Cereal (Farina)
Glutton Mustard (Gulden's)
Graft Cheese (Kraft)
Ha Ha Crackers (Hi Ho Crackers)
Head & Boulders (Head & Shoulders)
Hungry Jerk Hockey Pucks (Hungry Jack Biscuits)
Knuckles Candy (Chuckles)
Krazy Crackers (Krispy)
Light n' Dizzy Yoga (Light 'n Lively Yogurt)
Moobeline Cow Mascara (Maybelline)
Muleburro Cigarettes (Marlboro)
Old Spit Cologne (Old Spice)
Plopsikle (Popsicle)
Pounds (Mounds)
Secrets (Sucrets)
Shots Candy (Dots)
Shot Wheels (Hot Wheels)
Sicken of the Sea (Chicken of the Sea)
Slaytex Gloves (Playtex)
Smith Sisters (Smith Brothers)
Stiffords (Stafford's)
Swiss Mess (Swiss Miss)
Tijuana Smells (Tijuana Smalls)
Triks Cereal (Trix)
White Fowl Cigars (White Owl)

6th Series
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Airraid Deodorant (Arrid)
Baby Runt (Baby Ruth)
Bar-Kist (Star-Kist)
Bit-O-Money (Bit-O-Honey)
Blisterine (Listerine)
Broomo Seltzer (Bromo-Seltzer)
Bum Bums Candy (Dum Dums)
Clammy Soap (Camay)
Cut-Rong Hacked Paper (Cut-Rite Waxed Paper)
Ditch Boy Paint (Dutch Boy)
Eviltime (Ovaltine)
Footsie Roll (Tootsie Roll)
Fruit of the Tomb (Fruit of the Loom)
Generally Demented Soft-Head Bulbs (General Electric Soft-White Bulbs)
Goonman's Looney Noodles (Goodman's)
Jerkens Soap (Jergens)
Mold Rush Gum (Gold Rush)
Monotony (Monopoly)
My Sink Perfume (My Sin)
Peter Pain Peanut Butter (Peter Pan)
Piwi Blecch (Kiwi Black)
Play Dumb Clay (Play-Doh)
Run-A-Way Vitamins (One A Day)
Scare Deal Notebook (Square Deal)
Snarlamint Cigarettes (Parliament)
Sneer (Cheer)
Spills Bros (Hills Bros.)
Super Cigar Crisp (Super Sugar Crisp)
Sugar Daffy (Sugar Daddy)
Truant Cigarettes (True)
Valveater (Velveeta)
Virginia Slums (Virginia Slims)
What Man's Simple Candy (Whitman's Sampler)

7th Series
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Alpoo Dog Food (Alpo)
Big Banana (Bic Banana)
Big Muc (Big Mac)
Blank Crows (Black Crows)
Blast Blew Ribbon Beer (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
Boozo Gum (Bozo)
Caged Dog Food (Cadet)
Contrac (Contac)
Creature Crackers (Sunshine Animal Crackers)
Dimwit Dots (Domino)
Dums (Tums)
El Polluto Cigars (El Producto)
Emptimo Cigars (Optimo)
Feetena (Wheatena)
Fibby's Juice (Libby's)
Grime Dog Chow (Prime)
Gurgles Barely Cereal (Gerber Barley Cereal)
Hag & Hag Tobacco (Half and Half)
Hurtz Baked Bears (Heinz Baked Beans)
Hurtz Tomato Ketchup (Heinz Ketchup)
Leek Oil Dripper (Lee Oil Filter)
L'oggs Panty Hose (L'eggs)
Marshmallow Flopp (Marshmallow Fluff)
Medi-Quak (Medi-Quik)
Mex-Pax Coffee (Max-Pax)
Mr. Goodbye Candy (Mr. Goodbar)
Murial Blands Cigars (Muriel Blends)
My-T-Fink (My-T-Fine)
Oh Hairy! (Oh Henry!)
Slopicana Juice (Tropicana)
Soggy Babies (Sugar Babies)
Sorry Wrap (Saran Wrap)
Top Slob (Top Job)

8th Series
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Bam (Pam)
Biva Towels (Viva)
Bone Ami (Bon Ami)
Burpsi-Cola (Pepsi-Cola)
Canadian Clod (Canadian Club)
Cheep Detergent (Cheer)
Choke-Up Toothpaste (Close-Up)
Daffy Baking Powder (Davis)
Dr. Popper (Dr. Pepper)
Hardly-Wrap (Handi-Wrap)
Hex-Lax (Ex-Lax)
Hopeless Snow Balls (Hostess Snoballs)
Hostile Thinkies (Hostess Twinkies)
Ivery Snow (Ivory Snow)
Kentucky Fried Fingers (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Kleenaxe Tissues (Kleenex)
Knots Gelatine (Knox)
Kong Fu (Kung Fu)
Lipoff Cup-A-Slop (Lipton Cup-A-Soup)
Mop & Glop Cleaner (Mop & Glo)
Paid Killers (Raid)
Rolaches (Rolaids)
Scary Lee (Sara Lee)
Scorch Mouthwash (Scope)
Shot Tissue (ScotTissue
Smoocher's Jam (Smucker's)
STD Oil Shortage (STP Oil Treatment)
Suffertone (Coppertone)
Yicks Cough Drops (Vicks)
Yubum Coffee (Yuban)