Die Cuts (also includes 1st series titles)
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1. 6 Up (7 Up)
2. Alcohol Seltzer (Alka-Seltzer)
3. Band-Ache (Band-Aid)
4. Boredom's (Borden's)
5. Breadcrust (Broadcast)
6. Camals (Camel)
7. Campy (Campbell's)
8. Chock Full O' Nuts and Bolts (Chock Full O' Nuts)
9. Coronation (Carnation)
10. Cover Ghoul (Cover Girl)
11. Cracked Jerk (Cracker Jack)
12. Cracked Animals (Barnum's Animals)
13. Crust (Crest)
14. De-Mented (Del Monte)
15. Dopey Whip (Lucky Whip)
16. Duzn't Do Nuthin' (Duz)
17. Fearstone (Firestone)
18. Fink (Wink)
19. Gadzooka (Bazooka)
20. Grave Train (Gravy Train)
21. Horrid (Arrid)
22. Hostage (Hostess)
23. Jail-o (Jell-o)
24. Jolly Mean Giant (Green Giant)
25. Kook Aid (Kool-Aid)
26. Lavirus (Lavoris)
27. Liptorn (Lipton)
28. Maddie Boy (Laddie Boy)
29. Minute Lice (Minute Rice)
30. Moron Salt (Morton Salt)
31. Mrs. Klean (Mr. Clean)
32. Muller (Miller)
33. Mutt's (Mott's)
34. Paul Maul (Pall Mall)
35. Pure Hex (Purex)
36. Quacker Oats (Quaker Oats)
37. Ratz (Ritz)
38. Schmutz (Schlitz)
39. Skimpy (Skippy)
40. Slum Maid (Sun Maid)
41. Spray Nit (Spray Net)
42. Tied (Tide)
43. Vicejoy (Viceroy)
44. Weakies (Wheaties)

2nd Series
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1. 8-Lives (9-Lives)
2. Ajerx (Ajax)
3. All-Brain (All-Bran)
4. Awful Bits (Alpha-Bits)
5. Blecch (Breck)
6. Blunder Bread (Wonder Bread)
7. Boo Hoo (Yoo-Hoo)
8. Botch Tape (Scotch Tape)
9. Brittle Pads (Brillo Pads)
10. Cap'n Crud (Cap'n Crunch)
11. Chicken Fat (Fab)
12. Commie (Comet)
13. Ditch Master (Dutch Masters)
14. Dull (Dole)
15. Exceedrin (Excedrin)
16. Fish-Bone (Wish-Bone)
17. Gloom (Gleem)
18. Gurgle (Gerber)
19. Gyppy Pop(Jiffy Pop)
20. Hurts (Hunt's)
21. Kook (Kool)
22. Log Cave In (Log Cabin)
23. Minute Mud (Minute Maid)
24. Nertz (Certs)
25. Plastered (Planters)
26. Poopsie (Pepsi)
27. Putrid (Purina)
28. Run Tony (Ronzoni)
29. Sailem (Salem)
30. Schtick (Schick)
31. Gadzooka Sugarmess (Bazooka Sugarless)
32. Ultra Blight (Ultra Brite)
33. Vile (Dial)

3rd Series
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1. 1.A. Sauce (A.1. Sauce)
2. Argh Coarse Stench (Argo Corn Starch)
3. Stupid Beanball Cards (Topps Baseball Cards)
4. Bustedfinger (Butterfinger)
5. Choke King (Chun King)
6. Crakola (Crayola)
7. Dr. Ono (Drano)
8. Drowny (Downy)
9. Stop Poor Foolball (Topps Pro Football)
10. Killette Fright Guard (Gillette Right Guard)
11. Harm & Hammer (Arm & Hammer)
12. Hawaiian Punks (Hawaiian Punch)
13. Hired (Hires)
14. Hungry Jerk (Hungry Jack)
15. Hurtz (Hartz)
16. Koduck (Kodak)
17. Lova (Lava)
18. Lucky Stride (Lucky Strike)
19. Motorzola (Mazola)
20. Neveready (Eveready)
21. No-Tips (Q-Tips)
22. Rabid Shave (Rapid Shave)
23. Raw Leaves (Raleigh)
24. Rice A Phoni (Rice A Roni)
25. Sledge (Pledge)
26. Snatch A Pak (Snack Pak)
27. Spit and Spill (Spic and Span)
28. SweatHard Soap (SweetHeart Soap)
29. Moonshine Wheez-It (Sunshine Cheez-It)
30. Windchester Little Guns (Winchester Little Cigars)

4th Series
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1. Armor (Armour)
2. Bald (Bold)
3. Bent (Kent)
4. Blue Beanie (Blue Bonnet)
5. Brute 88 (Brut 33)
6. Bum Chex (Wheat Chex)
7. Cheapios (Cheerios)
8. Chef Girl-ar-dee (Chef Boyardee)
9. Choke Wagon (Chuck Wagon)
10. Dampers (Pampers)
11. Escuire Foot Polish (Esquire Boot Polish)
12. Fang (Tang)
13. Freetoes (Fritos)
14. Gatoraid (Gatorade)
15. Grass Wax (Glass Wax)
16. Grazin Bran (Raisin Bran)
17. Heave (Eve)
18. Hipton (Lipton)
19. Moonshine Hyde's Rox (Sunshine Hydrox)
20. Land O Quakes (Land O Lakes)
21. Liquid Bomber (Liquid-Plumr)
22. Mess Clairoil (Miss Clairol)
23. Milk-Foam (Milk-Bone)
24. Mustard Charge (Master Charge)
25. Nestree (Nestea)
26. Nutlee's Quit (Nestle Quik)
27. Quake 'N Ache (Shake 'N Bake)
28. Raw Goo (Ragu)
29. Rinkled Wrap (Reynolds Wrap)
30. Taster's Choke (Taster's Choice)
31. Windhex (Windex)
32. Wormy Packages (Wacky Packages)