John Farkas Originals
John can be reached by e-mail at Jafarkas@aol.com.
- Mob-isco Killa Wafers
- Dirty Morgue Beef Spew
- Hoggin-Daze
- Measly Bone
- Slam-Fist
- Reddi Weep
- I Can't Believe It's Snot Boogers!
- Mrs. Rash
- Hen's Health
- Dork Peppermint Putty
- Snaggle
- Little Dummy Smack Cakes
- Avoids Red Hot Pepper Mints
- Plastic Dull Spears
- Nabigsow Pig Newtons
- Spite
- You'll Pay...Yogurt
- Combones
- Dribble 'n Spit
- Nastee Troll House
- Killsbury Toaster Struggle
- Stuff Yours Mean Cuisine
- Psyco "Ticked, Mean Smelmo"
- Baaasch & Lamb Sensitive Ewes
- Roach Toothbrush
- Crunch 'n Punch
- Blister
- Frogaine
- Stinker's Magic Smell
- Hellmoan's Mayonnooze