John Farkas Originals

John can be reached by e-mail at Jafarkas@aol.com.

  1. Mob-isco Killa Wafers
  2. Dirty Morgue Beef Spew
  3. Hoggin-Daze
  4. Measly Bone
  5. Slam-Fist
  6. Reddi Weep
  7. I Can't Believe It's Snot Boogers!
  8. Mrs. Rash
  9. Hen's Health
  10. Dork Peppermint Putty
  11. Snaggle
  12. Little Dummy Smack Cakes
  13. Avoids Red Hot Pepper Mints
  14. Plastic Dull Spears
  15. Nabigsow Pig Newtons
  16. Spite
  17. You'll Pay...Yogurt
  18. Combones
  19. Dribble 'n Spit
  20. Nastee Troll House
  21. Killsbury Toaster Struggle
  22. Stuff Yours Mean Cuisine
  23. Psyco "Ticked, Mean Smelmo"
  24. Baaasch & Lamb Sensitive Ewes
  25. Roach Toothbrush
  26. Crunch 'n Punch
  27. Blister
  28. Frogaine
  29. Stinker's Magic Smell
  30. Hellmoan's Mayonnooze